garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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