Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
