she looked like the before picture.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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