worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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