is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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