One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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