Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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