Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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