why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
