marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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