Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
you made out with another girl for some wings
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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