My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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