But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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