Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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