im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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