We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You are a genius and a whore.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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