haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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