Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
if only i could text you this smell
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Also, beer. Big fan.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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