He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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