i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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