Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
