Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
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