Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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