Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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