WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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