I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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