Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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