white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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