I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
