those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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