I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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