Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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