You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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