So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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