Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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