awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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