im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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