If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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