is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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