Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
