I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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