where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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