I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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