Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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