hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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