This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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