she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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