I think I just saw someone hide a body.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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