haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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