Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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