He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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