I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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