but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
foreskin is a definite game changer
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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