i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
And then he peed in my hair
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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