its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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