dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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